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Cannabis for every mood
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100% Federally Legal
How the F is this legal?
THC, the psychoactive chemical in the cannabis plant was first made illegal in 1937 and it was federally outlawed for all purposes (even medical) by the Controlled Substances Act in 1970.
Flash forward to 2018, the Farm Bill was signed into law, allowing the cannabis plant to be grown and sold, provided the Delta-9 THC content is less than 0.3% by dry weight. Every Mood product is meticulously produced to meet this strict legal standard.
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Lab Tested
3rd Party Lab Tested
We are committed to transparency and safety.
Third-party labs test all our products to ensure they meet federal legal and health standards.
Check out an example of a Certificate of Analysis, which comes with every purchase.
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Discreet Packaging
Privacy Assured
We ship all orders in discreet packaging.
Products are heat-sealed to contain odors and arrive in plain white bubble mailers with minimalist labels, keeping them indistinguishable from everyday mail.
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How do you create the different moods?
Lots of people have heard of cannabis being indica or sativa — but we go way beyond these simple definitions! Our in-house cannabis experts start by reviewing detailed lab tests which measure levels of naturally occurring minor cannabinoids and terpenes. We classify these results based on the sum of their parts, which allows us to determine way more about the results than simple Indica or Sativa types. Everybody reacts slightly differently to cannabis, so it’s not a 100% perfect science, but most people who shop according to mood are very satisfied!
Lab testing
All our products are regularly tested by third-party labs to ensure safety and federal legality.
Will this show up on a drug test?
Our products will cause you to test positive for THC. We recommend not using them if you are required to pass a drug test for marijuana.
Getting high: what does our cannabis feels like?
Our federally legal cannabis gives you the fun THC high and wellness benefits you’re looking for, without the risk, danger and inconsistency of illegal marijuana. We’re so confident in our growers and producers, that we offer a 100 day money back guarantee.
Do you have a Certificate of Analysis?
We are committed to transparency and safety. All our products are tested by third-party labs to ensure they meet federal legal and health standards.
